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      <title>This floor-lamp I ordered from Ikea (The KLÖVING) refused to adequately screw...</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[This floor-lamp I ordered from Ikea (The KLÖVING) refused to adequately screw onto its damn base. &#xA;&#xA;A quick look online revealed that wobbliness is indeed a common issue among buyers. I could&#39;ve returned it and exchanged for a less pain-in-the-ass lamp, but who are we kidding? I wouldn&#39;t be me unless I attempted an unnecessary roundabout problem-solving idea.&#xA;&#xA;Black aluminum wire to fashion a closed hook atop the lamp, and hook clips to secure a [too long] boxing-bag chain between the lamp and and a brass expansion hook-bolt drilled into the ceiling. &#xA;&#xA;The chain is probably overkill, given that the lamp doesn&#39;t really weigh that much. I&#39;ll probably replace it with a sturdy enough rope of some kind.&#xA;&#xA;#journal #studio #cairo #ikeahack&#xA;&#xA;]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This floor-lamp I ordered from Ikea (The KLÖVING) refused to adequately screw onto its damn base.</p>

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<p>A quick look online revealed that wobbliness is indeed a common issue among buyers. I could&#39;ve returned it and exchanged for a less pain-in-the-ass lamp, but who are we kidding? I wouldn&#39;t be me unless I attempted an unnecessary roundabout problem-solving idea.</p>

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<p>Black aluminum wire to fashion a closed hook atop the lamp, and hook clips to secure a [too long] boxing-bag chain between the lamp and and a brass expansion hook-bolt drilled into the ceiling.</p>

<p>The chain is probably overkill, given that the lamp doesn&#39;t really weigh that much. I&#39;ll probably replace it with a sturdy enough rope of some kind.</p>

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